MAGA Olympic’? Jim Acosta Floats Concept of Ted Cruz Tequila Luge

CNN’s Jim Acosta finds sport in poking enjoyable on the Republican social gathering however Saturday, he did it actually, tossing out the thought of a “MAGA Olympics,” with among the GOP’s “main gamers” competing in video games with a singular twist.

“Trump and his buddies ought to contemplate internet hosting their very own Winter Video games,” Acosta mentioned, even suggesting just a few of the GOP’s best for particular occasions. “There are some main gamers to look at.”

Minimize to a clip of Home Minority Chief Kevin McCarthy actually sprinting down a Capitol hall trying to dodge ABC congressional correspondent Rachel Scott’s questions on the run.

“Like Kevin McCarthy speed-skating in regards to the RNC labeling January sixth as ‘professional political discourse,’” Acosta mentioned. “After which there’s the Tonya Harding of the Home GOP, Marjorie Taylor Greene, who found a fly in her canned speaking factors,” referring to the Georgia consultant erroneously calling the brutal Nazi police pressure often called the Gestapo, “gazpacho,” which is a basic Spanish soup.

“As some observers famous, first Gazpacho Police. What’s subsequent? Sangria Legislation?” Acosta joked.

“Maybe Ted Cruz may compete,” Acosta went on. “Sure, it’s true, Cancun might be too heat for the Winter Video games — except there’s a Tequila Luge.”

“However the far-right Olympic Video games would match proper in with its autocratic tendencies,” Acosta continued. “The MAGA Olympics may comply with the lead set by China with its freestyle snowboarding competitors at a dystopian-looking Beijing industrial park, to not point out its appalling human rights file.”

Though Russia obtained a two-year ban from the World Anti-Doping Company, banning Russia on the Olympics, Paralympics or World Championships between Dec. 17, 2020 and Dec. 17, 2022, with no athlete representing Russia. As an alternative, Russian athletes who handed drug checks can compete underneath the “Olympic Athletes from Russia” banner.

“No marvel Russia thinks it could possibly get away with bullying Ukraine. It’s not even punished for dishonest in sports activities,” Acosta mentioned. “As for our personal cheater-in-chief again right here within the U.S., Trump doesn’t appear very fearful as if his punishment is being determined by the Olympic committee quite than the Justice Division.”

He went on: “Maybe in 2024, Trump may run underneath the TIC — the Trump Riot Committee. He may convey residence yet one more gold rest room.”

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